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Suck and Fuckathon

The Suck and Fuckathon is a semi-annual event that takes place in west vermont hosted by two lavish men. The suck and fuckathon has only one rule: No Kids!
Me and my dad went to the suck and fuckathon last night but those damn craiggers brought their kids!
by Vicente Senior April 2, 2024
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Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.
"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."
by RealSkuff April 4, 2024
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Dirty Suck

When a males testicles have basically sauna baked in humid summer weather and a male or female deep inhales and proceeds to suck the penis while a very distinct aroma lingers near while the left middle finger slowly breaches the threshold to the beat of the Free Bird solo.
After my mid day badminton sesh, I trembled with anticipation pondering the near pleasure of the mysterious Clarissa giving me a dirty suck.
by Evulelmo April 5, 2024
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Sucks tits

When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man
"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"
by Wely wabo April 8, 2024
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Suck your dick sexy

A man that is so sexy your ready to drop to your knees like a lil slut and suck his dick at any given time or place
Edwin is so suck your dick sexy that's a dick I'd like to suck any day , Rachel is a slut for suck your dick sexy guys
by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024
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SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
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National sucking dick day

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024
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