log-rolling

An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"

Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.

by leequidbeef September 26, 2014

superheated cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll (usually microwaved) heated to a point that it is black and is then thrown at homeless people causing severe burns

Person 1:I’m gonna microwave a cinnamon roll
Person 2:why?
Person 1: I’m gonna make it a superheated cinnamon roll and throw it at the homeless
Person 2: WTF???

by SaltyApples February 1, 2024

Rudd Roll

To use a link to send someone to a clip of the movie Mac and Me, making them believe that they're going to see a movie clip starring actor Paul Rudd. Most famously used on Conan O'Brien.

I thought I was going to see a trailer for the new Ant-Man movie but it was a Rudd Roll.

by Huppster July 24, 2022

Tootsie roll

When you fuck the shit out of your dogs ass

Damn bro my dogs tootsie roll is crazy

by Bartholamule December 2, 2021

Pork Roll

When 2 gay bears and a twink get freaky in bed.

“Wow, that pork roll from last night got my ass limpin..”

by Gay Joey December 31, 2023

Roll of Shame

A method of escaping a failed bench press by rolling the weight forward on the legs and pushing it to the floor. It’s shameful because the person didn’t use a spotter.

He thought he was too good for a spotter and that resulted in him doing the roll of shame

by TheKnight6353 October 16, 2022

Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 1, 2012