The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
by DownInTheDumps February 08, 2022
A person who regularly pursues and engages in sexual activity with butter. faces and is a player about it.
e.g. "Ken was the biggest butter juggler in town, always bragging about his exploits and showing off body-only snaps"
by Dangles December 07, 2018
When one person puts peanut butter on one side of another's ass cheek and jelly on the other cheek then proceeds to motorboat the pb and j.
by PhoenixFranchise August 16, 2023
That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.
by PhilthyZ February 03, 2010
You got me pregnant fuckle butters
by sunshinebutters January 26, 2016
by IHammerheadI400 December 12, 2024
To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.
A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.
Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!
(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?
To get buttered.
Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!
(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?
To get buttered.
by oOoDandyLionoOO February 01, 2023