1) The stupid brown dot just took my last beer.
2) That fag loved taking it in the brown dot.
3) What a brown dot: She left the frying pan on, fyll of drease, and started a kitchen fire.
Brown stain (also the name for a shit) is the commonly used English slang for a dickhead of a teacher who doesn't care about anything other than himself
theyre typically geordie
While shitting your poop comes out rock solid and slow. It hurts, but is arousing at the same time. As it all comes out you have a mini orgasm causing you to piss blood. When your shit hits the water the splash seeps into your asshole, scaring you a tad. The best part about a brown plopper is that you don't have to wipe afterwards.
"Hurry up Ralph were gonna be late!"
"I'll be quick, i'm having a brown plopper, i can feel it."
Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.
To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.
'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'