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Brown Trout and Blue Gravy 

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy is what you typically find in a outhouse. Shit and Blue water.
The Portelet's special of the day was Brown Trout and Blue Gravy.
1) An asshole.
2)Anus
3) Fool
1) The stupid brown dot just took my last beer.
2) That fag loved taking it in the brown dot.
3) What a brown dot: She left the frying pan on, fyll of drease, and started a kitchen fire.
brown dot by Lucaman1 May 16, 2016

Brown Stain 

Brown stain (also the name for a shit) is the commonly used English slang for a dickhead of a teacher who doesn't care about anything other than himself
theyre typically geordie
u seen that brown stain?
hes an arse him

Brown plopper 

While shitting your poop comes out rock solid and slow. It hurts, but is arousing at the same time. As it all comes out you have a mini orgasm causing you to piss blood. When your shit hits the water the splash seeps into your asshole, scaring you a tad. The best part about a brown plopper is that you don't have to wipe afterwards.
"Hurry up Ralph were gonna be late!"
"I'll be quick, i'm having a brown plopper, i can feel it."
Brown plopper by Blakai July 24, 2016

Brown- bag 

Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.
Bro #1“Hey man, were you jerkin' it last night?”

Bro #2 “Yeah”

Bro #1“Why isn't there cum everywhere?”

Bro #2 “It's all good, I brown- bagged”
Brown- bag by ScrubLordTheGarish September 10, 2016

Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.
'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'
Brownbeard by Lonitwat November 14, 2016