John Grove

The act of John Groving someone. (leaving remnants of semen on another person's hair/face)

She had to wash the John Grove out of her hair the next morning.

by Kaylah Barger April 15, 2015

John

A handsome mother fucker

That guy is a fucking john

by HAKTDOG September 16, 2018

John-Chan

a character from 'my hero academia'. An Abomination of science. Has no rights and should have never existed.

John-Chan creeps me out so much...

by owofek October 13, 2020

John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.

I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.

by The real rv1 January 12, 2023

No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.

"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

John

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times. He also has the cutest smile ever. He is very athletic, intelligent, and VERY cute.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021