kappa moment

When Kappa acts like a dumbfuck (he acts like one 24/7, meaning it is kappa moment when he talks)

Kappa: Hi
"Kappa moment"

by Tom the best mod September 30, 2022

Artichoke Moment

When the artichoke

"Nice shirt!"
"Yeah it was an artichoke moment"

by zombietrex March 15, 2022

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

Che moment

A moment of absolute stupidity

Che moment, failure to complete common sense tasks. Leading to insanely ridiculous outcomes.

by framez December 13, 2023

Budget Cut Moment

Noun: A moment when a movie uses lazy tactics like using the same clips over and over again, using the original voices for grunts for foreign instead of replacing it with the voices for the other dubs, using an inapprapriate setting for something else (Trying to make a garage or some cheap place look like a high-tech lab), etc just because there's not enough money or to save money or keep the extra for the filmmakers.

Movie Reviewer: AND LOOK AT THIS!!! They used the same exact clip again! Everyone?
All together: BUDGET CUT MOMENT!!!!

by Dante Legira July 9, 2009

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

bruh moment

a bruh moment is a term when someone does something stupid like spending three hours doing somthing only to realize youve been doing it wrong.

guy 1: bro I just had a bruh moment
guy 2: what did you do my dude
guy 1: I spent like half an hour doing math
only to now realize ive done it completly wrong
guy 2: bruh

by egghoe69 September 20, 2020