Chinese penis

World record of having smallest dick in the world. - GWR

As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a “big” penis.

Omg chris u have a chinese penis! WOW it’s so long 4cm the biggest ive been with!

by Man4real6 February 26, 2019

uncircumcised penis

Smen

You're being a real uncircumcised penis today Billy.

by xxswagyoloxx August 30, 2014

man penis

a penis usually exceedingly large.

holy shit she has a huge man penis

by Raven42006bby November 8, 2007

Penis Buddy

Opposite of Cuddy Buddy

" Robert You cant be Katie's Cuddy Buddy cuz you dont have a cuddy! "

" I know man, Im her penis buddy! "

by RoRo13 January 3, 2009

urinatingtigers penis

The penis of UrinatingTiger. Very small.

"I HAVE A SMALL PENIS" - UrinatingTiger

by w00t! December 23, 2004

grizzly penis

an unatractive knarled diseasd and or dirty penis

a penis that looks like it has been violently shoved into a meat grinder

roy said its just a chode but i bet hes got a grizzly penis

by Nicholas Steven Hinch April 9, 2005

penis stealth

When you get an erection and you intend to hide it in a D&D game. The name of that skill is penis stealth.

Oh man my warrior has a 27+ 2 strength and a 34 penis stealth. You can't use "porn embarrassement" on me !

by Bobbythe bobber December 5, 2007