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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018
mugGet the P-Monstermug.

Pushing P

The act of raping a family member preferably a male, then proceeding to put a double sided silicone dildo, into yours and your family members, ass holes, the trying to 69 with 69 and then get yourselves raped by 4 big black guys in the mouth and booty hole cause ur a virgin and ur not older than 11 cause ur bitch ass bozo nigger
Hey Brady are u pushing P

Hell yeah you already know
by Santaslittlecoc#0282 February 6, 2022
mugGet the Pushing Pmug.

merp :p

merp :p
by jauwonk November 22, 2020
mugGet the merp :pmug.

Bradley P.

A bad-a$$ gamer with tons of friends and many secret identities. He is a stern man with a big problem with laziness and goes around yelling crazy things like "Skratta du Florlar du!". He has big dreams that usually get crushed the moment he tells anyone because they are usually against common sense and logic.
"Hey look its Bradley P. what a cool guy!"
"I heard he has tons of friends and says a bunch of funny and crazy things."
"Ugh but he's so lazy all the time."
by Lil Fence December 15, 2017
mugGet the Bradley P.mug.

Kai P. Lomont

A notorious pedophile that lurks on roblox and discord living in the everett washington area.
Yo! is that Kai P. Lomont?!
by pactbyblood April 12, 2025
mugGet the Kai P. Lomontmug.

The 3 P’s

when used in drug term it means Powders, Pills and Psychedelics
“What were/are you addicted to?”
“Oh mainly the 3 p’s”
by moldeebongwater February 20, 2024
mugGet the The 3 P’smug.

Chrissy P

A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
by bluefoxj November 25, 2021
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