Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.

" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "

by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015

sat the moment

1. Embracing the moment to the fullest possible extent.
2. The misspelled version of "atm" (at the moment) as "stm"

I'm usually a '3-minute passion' person, so I try to sat the moment as much as possible before I am no longer interested

by nuclearwinter January 28, 2015

Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.

An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015

Head of the Moment

Giving such good head that it makes your man do whatever you want.

I was getting Head of the Moment last night and it was so good and it made me so happy that I was like, "I'm finna buy you whatever you want, Kat!"

by Swaggitastical69 July 18, 2016

Drum roll moment

The build up before the first kiss with someone where your almost to a kiss and the tension is high. You can learn about it in How I met Your mother

"She called it the drum roll moment." "Ted that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016