Kissing Theory

Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature

Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl

by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020

Sewer Kiss

Noun.

When fecal matter makes contact with an area of the body other than the anus and leaves residue.

I was walking my dog the other day. After I picked his poop up, I tripped and gave him a sewer kiss by mistake.

by Yodelpop45 October 19, 2021

National Kiss a Dancer Day

October 30th is National Kiss a Dancer Day! Go find yourself a dancer and kiss them good.

Oh there’s a dancer, Imma go kiss them because it’s National Kiss a Dancer Day

by dancergirl55 October 24, 2019

Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off

I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week

by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024

Australian Kiss

A very reassuring, non-sexual kiss to the hand, cheek, or forehead to represent love and kindness. Often done by Australian stepmothers to their step sons when meeting them.

Son: stepmom gave me an Australian kiss when we met!
Father: she must cherish you!

by CashMoneyK420 September 26, 2022

national kiss dallis day

the day to kiss one of the kindest, caring, beautiful girl you'll ever meet

some dude -"yo what day is it today because i kinda wish i had a chance to kiss dallis."

"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"

by fortuneteller heem July 22, 2022

Kiss Olivia Day

Definitely 100% have to kiss all Olivias on November 22nd, oh what a drag.

-‘What day is it?’

‘It’s November 22nd babe?’
-‘Oh my god, I’m gonna shit myself I can kiss Olivia!!’
‘What do you mean babe?’
-‘It’s Kiss Olivia Day you slut!!! RUN!!!’

by sweetc**ksbabe<3 November 21, 2021