dirty horatio

The act of ejaculating onto your girlfriends face while she is wearing sunglasses and listening to The Who.

My girlfriend was sunbathing in the back yard the other day and when The Who came on the radio, I just had to give her a Dirty Horatio.

by Squilubrious Fnizzleschnarf Jr June 10, 2020

Dirty snipes

While jerking off take a line of blow and a shot of vodka while busting in her eye

Steve: hey man my girl can't see
Wes: I pulled the dirty snipes on that hoe

by Mr.WesMc June 11, 2020

Dirty Janeya

When a girl sits on a man's face in reverse cowgirl until he can no longer breath and passes out. Then farts up the man's nose to revive him.

I thought I was going to die but she pulled a dirty Janeya

by Blumpkins4Life June 13, 2020

Dirty Easton

Where the boyfriend shoves eggs up the girlfriend’s vagina, and cums while she tries to crack the egg into the boyfriend’s mouth

I have some spare eggs in the fridge, If I turn the temperature to cold, I’ll give her a dirty Easton, the eggs’ll be so cold, she’ll cum for sure

by eggsfam June 14, 2020

Dirty Keanu

After a brutal amount of sex, the person who finishes last yells “You’re breathtaking!!” And proceeds to body slam the other person.

Mark: “ how was last night? “
Me: “ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”

by AfricanSimp June 16, 2020

Dirty DIO

When a gay vampire fucks many women then cums in the vaginas of all of them

Yeah Jonathan tries to kill me so I pulled a Dirty DIO

by DIO!? June 24, 2020

Dirty Harlon

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.

He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.

by Dingobub June 24, 2020