Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...

I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!

by TheAstro30 March 20, 2019

Shit tick

A shit tick is someone who feeds off of negative energy and drama. A shit tick is a scummy person that you DO NOT want to spend your days with.

“Karen is such a shit tick...she is always in everyone’s drama.”

by Mikki<3 April 7, 2019

shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

slab shit

Slab shit is such a huge shit that you pass out when you shit it. It is so large that is leaves your ass with a black hole for a bootyhole. If you ever have a slab shit, call 911 ASAP as you can die of blood loss

"Yo did that nigga just give birth through his booty?" "Nah nigga that was just a slab shit."

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

wait... shit

I think I have to shit.

Wait... shit i think i messed up

by wetblanket25 September 19, 2019

shitting in Steubenville

adding nothing of value to nowhere of any significance

He fancies himself an Instagram influencer, but he's just shitting in Steubenville

by Spunky Spunk October 13, 2019