Upper-Echelon Type Hoe

A hoe that retains a certain amount of class. Cleaner than the average hoe, however greasier than the average girl.
I like Nancy, she has experience but she's still clean enough to bring home. A true upper-echelon type hoe.
by pburnsbbarton March 23, 2011
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The bigger her hoop earrings she routinely wears the bigger the hoe she is.
Hey man you know what is a good hoe indicator? By her earrings. The bigger her hoop earrings the bigger the hoe she is. Hence the bigger the O the bigger the Hoe!”
by Baaadass Bitch (Bab) December 08, 2018
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ho ho ho, hoe

hoe: “Hi Bobo!”
Bobo: “Ho ho ho, hoe!”
by HumaneAnimal December 12, 2017
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couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.
It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).
by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021
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National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)
Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)
by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019
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two-dollar hoe bath

To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
by Patattack90 December 17, 2008
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This is why you get no hoes

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.
Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021
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