by King Zero owner of da Universe September 23, 2023
Get the Go Trump Yourself! mug.Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
by Unpopular Truth April 21, 2020
Get the Trump Bowel Syndrome mug.Psychological response wherein a Trump supporter immediately latches onto any excuse, no matter how feeble, implausible, or contrary to video evidence that the excuse may be, to justify Trump's behavior before and during his presidency.
The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.
Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."
The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.
Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."
My grandpa told me today that Trump was just being sarcastic when he suggested we inject disinfectant, even after we watched the video of it together - I fear he might have a terminal case of Trump Excusal Syndrome :(
by Sodbuster5 May 12, 2020
Get the Trump Excusal Syndrome mug.A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.
A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.
A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.
by Azshara October 5, 2020
Get the Trump-Pence Dilemma mug.Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.
You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?
Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?
You: you mean like trump's wall?
Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?
You: you mean like trump's wall?
Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
by PINKB0II October 19, 2020
Get the trump's last name mug.by Anthony Cuzz September 6, 2022
Get the Tha donald trump mug.A person who is suffering with DTS, also known as Deranged tRump Syndrome, possibly due to brain atrophy or just run-of-the-mill poor judgment.
The sad sack of a person I spoke with at the post office yesterday was clearly a Deranged Trump Supporter because he was desperately trying to articulate at least one example of something 45 had done well for the U.S. and he was wearing one of those pathetic red Make America Gag Again caps.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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