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kitty cat golf

Verb- to go to a golf course and defecate in a sand trap
"Yo man lets tip some cows"
"Hell no lets go kitty cat golf"
by Rangerrye September 26, 2013
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don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!
Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
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Mitchell Cat 9

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH
by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023
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bald cat day

A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,
by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023
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Stinky (Cat) Face

When a cat sniffs something, like another cat and then leaves it's mouth partially open for a few seconds and makes you laugh.
My cat sniffed my feet for a long time and then made a Stinky (Cat) Face and ran away.
by K2Mookey January 11, 2023
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my dumbass cat

bitch ass cat stuck in the fucking ceiling i dont even know how that mf got there
me:my dumbass cat is stuck in the ceiling for the love of god
by midcap July 6, 2023
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