Tyler Rutley

A smart, athletic, funny, and overall perfect person

I have so many flaws I’ll never be Tyler Rutley

by TruthTeller1239 November 23, 2020

Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Indian Rule

When you make an agreement, then later take it back.

Hey Ho-Chunk you can have this chunk of land, INDIAN RULE!

by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020

The Rule of Seven

The practice of always adding seven years to the age an escort claims to be online.

Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020

smokers rule

the act of blowing smoke on someone

means you owe them head

just gave this girl smokers rule. her name was taz

by devil8888 January 13, 2021

The Rules

It's yes now

Bro it's not my fault, It's The Rules

by The Darkest One February 24, 2021

kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first

boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”

by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021