Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

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slinging pies

The act of delivering pizza.

Bobby Fresh is slinging pies for papa johns.

by Superchill November 1, 2014

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communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.

The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.

by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014

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power-piss

Any potent 'falling down juice', especially those with a combined high alcohol and high caffeine content . E.g. Dragon Soop, Buckfast Tonic Wine, Mekong whiskey + Thai Red Bull in a plastic bucket.

Everything was going fine until I got onto the power-piss, then I knocked over the buffet, fell into the cake and made the bride cry.

by Good Ol Jasper September 26, 2014

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dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015

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