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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
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Piss

Guy 1: what ya drinking tfue
Tfue: just some piss
by Bigboio February 13, 2019
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piss dust

When you might be a little drunk, and you slip and fall in the outhouse or bathroom stall, bit you bounce right back up again. Nobody saw you... But piss dust is the residue you can feel but maybe not see on your clothes. Only you know it's there

Also known as urine vapor or pee mist. Can be found around toilets and May cause your baseboard heat covers near your toilet to rot and rust
Damn, I slipped and fell in the porta potty and when I came out I was covered in piss dust!
by ReleaseTheKraken May 30, 2021
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Strawberry Piss

Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss
by LtBeast October 30, 2022
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within pissing distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"
by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025
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piss cruising

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night
by hoomuzu March 22, 2025
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Chernobyl piss

A mix of vinegar, piss, shit and other bodily fluids used to deface public bathrooms.
Come on Carl, let’s make up a few gallons of Chernobyl Piss to use in the library!

All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
by PißRaum March 12, 2025
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