Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

bean buzzer

Electronic device that stimulates the bean between the female legs.

I accidentally stumbled on my daughter’s bean buzzer. I told her pack that shit up!

by Bunger13 September 29, 2022

Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.

Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?

by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

Bean

MDMA

He off the bean

by xjsvg December 18, 2021

Will and bean

Will and Bean are the two famous kittens of the most amazing editor and friend ever!

Piper: who tf is will and bean?
Bryant: duh theyre the queens kittens!
Isabella: that’s so swagtastic!!

by Bridgetosarabithia February 15, 2021

Bean

A term for the brain but it’s funny

How’s your bean Haylee?
I don’t have a bean stop teasing me

by Fuckhaylee001 April 6, 2021

Smol bean

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.

He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.

by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024