Dirty Easton

Where the boyfriend shoves eggs up the girlfriend’s vagina, and cums while she tries to crack the egg into the boyfriend’s mouth

I have some spare eggs in the fridge, If I turn the temperature to cold, I’ll give her a dirty Easton, the eggs’ll be so cold, she’ll cum for sure

by eggsfam June 14, 2020

Dirty Keanu

After a brutal amount of sex, the person who finishes last yells “You’re breathtaking!!” And proceeds to body slam the other person.

Mark: “ how was last night? “
Me: “ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”

by AfricanSimp June 16, 2020

Dirty DIO

When a gay vampire fucks many women then cums in the vaginas of all of them

Yeah Jonathan tries to kill me so I pulled a Dirty DIO

by DIO!? June 24, 2020

Dirty Harlon

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.

He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.

by Dingobub June 24, 2020

dirty ensi

When you put toothpaste on your dick, the fuck her in the ass. Next you pull out and brush her teeth with your dick.

Wow her teeth are really white, she must've had a dirty Ensi.

by Amoistbeaver June 25, 2020

Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

dirty blueharvest97

When you’re having anal sex with a horse in your boba fett pajamas.

Damn I want to dirty blueharvest97 that horse tonight

by Tyler loves dean July 16, 2020