bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

nasty bro energy

Toxic male behaviour by people who overly use the word "bro", "i fuck with that", and other cringey pseudo meme-speak.

Man 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Jake Paul?"
Man 2: "Don't say that name around here, you'll bring in all that nasty bro energy

by Tiger Whyte April 29, 2019

waffle bro

best person ever

you are a real waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021

Bro hopper

(Las Vegas Version) - A guy who dates his friends ex.

That guy is a bro hopper

by curlyhead_amar May 3, 2024

number one bro bro

The quintessential bro. Views himself on par with all fellow bros, often seen alongside individual companions, and affectionately dubs them "bro bro" too. This is a bro with whom you share a profound fraternal bond, whether tied by blood or not. Typically assumes a leadership or decision-making role within his social group. He effortlessly triumphs in all endeavors. The top-ranking bro bro occasionally employs camouflage to elude unforeseen situations. The individual that an ordinary bro aims to emulate.

Person 1: hey Joe, have you met my best friend?
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp

by numberonebrobro August 29, 2023

Bro moment

When Steve goes to Riley’s house and sends a Snapchat of his car and then when Riley gets up to go investigate, Steve makes himself scarce and disappears

We totally got that Riley guy the other night when we pulled that bro moment on him

by feetlecheat July 17, 2021

bro kiss

When you burp and blow it in the direction of a friend or relative

He blew me a bro kiss

by Revamped117 March 10, 2024