Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

Cake

A juicy vagina and or butt

She had that cake

by Dadofyou March 3, 2021

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 28, 2019

Cake

a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.

Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me

by ENGLISHCHAP--- April 9, 2017

Icing on the cake

When you take a shit in a urinal on top of the urinal cake and spread it out with your finger.

Oh man dude, I just put icing on the cake in that bitch!

by rennerk March 19, 2022