Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

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M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

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T-Çhãng

Awesome. Epic. Once in a lifetime. Life changing. Better than ketchup.

OMG that Kesha concert was T-Çhãng

by Tweekend November 5, 2023

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75 same color t-shirt

Name code for the best deal on a lb of cocain.

-Wassup dawg!
-Wassup ma nigga!
-75 same color t-shirt .
-For sure dawg.

by bathsaltonmyfries March 3, 2017

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T

Referring to one’s self pronounced as the letter “i” to remove confusion.

T like apples and bananas

T hate strawberries

by potus Joseph Biden July 7, 2023

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Camry T

A Camry is a beautiful hot girl who all the boys want she will end up dating a really awesome kind person she will have brown hair with either blue eyes or green eyes.

That girl is hot she must be a Camry T

by Hey🔥 May 7, 2019

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