chocolated

eating so much chocolate that you are bloated

amy: what did u do for halloween
sarah: i got chocolated and threw up

by lalaman66 November 14, 2021

chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 7, 2021

Cannoli with extra chocolate chips

Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole

Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?

by yomamabawls69420 August 12, 2022

double chunk chocolate cookie

The new Costco cookie.

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

chocolate

The most delicious snack in the entire universe.
There are:
Chocolate bars

Chocolate-chip cookies
Melted Chocolate
And much more...

Chocolate is the reason for life.

by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018

chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.

Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.

by Shidface July 28, 2019