ruby's rocking cat

A fuckin horse

guyb1:That's my horse Ruby's rocking cat

Guy 2: that's not a fucking cat

by Ye to sbdirjrbd August 24, 2019

cat eating day

this day we celebrate eating cat (pussy), all females will get they coochie ate this day, it better don’t be stinky though.

(Let me eat the cat today Shawty, is national cat eating day.)

by shawtyquan September 22, 2019

phil the asian cat

Phil is a cat which can be found in Kidsgrove but looks Asian.

Damn, that cat looks Asian! He must be Phil the Asian cat!

by Deltah June 22, 2016

taco cat obesity

obesity led by the consumption of a cat inside a taco

OH MY HE JUST GOT TACO CAT OBESITY SYNDROME!

by DUCK FEET LICKED BY HAIRY CAT February 7, 2018

dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

by cal w February 6, 2021

cat in the hat mug

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021