Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Green bean

To hit a three pointer in a manner that is shockingly perfect, typically used as a celebration of sorts. Green fn.

"GREEN BEANNNNN."

"Yeah that's what I'm saying stroke that shit."

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

Bean sauce

A collaboration of "cool beans" and "Awesome sauce" in an attempt to poke fun at those who use such phrases. Often use as a reply to a heavily agreed upon statement or it can be used in place of "fuck yeah" or "right on".

You: "How much do i owe you?"

Me: "This one is on the house."
You: "bEaN sAuCe."

by Dah-Tah September 4, 2018

perky beans

Someone with perky balls.

Hey bro them be some perky beans!

by Yuruda May 23, 2021

Bean Bank

The act of loading and storing any type of bean into the foreskin of a penis

Tom had to bean bank his magical beans in order to cross the border without them getting confiscated.

by The teller of words January 14, 2022

tasty bean

a bean, but tasty

person 1: man that is a tasty bean
person 2: yes I agree

by superbean69 November 25, 2019

BEANS

When someone sees the word beans they might sometimes say, “BEEAANNSS”

Ex: She made BEANS what the heck

by Ace Massari August 2, 2021