D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it

Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you

by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

ceo of water

One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman

Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?

Bob: no, who is it?

Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.

by Ceo Of Aether February 20, 2020

Water

Water, water is a liquid that you can’t taste or hold.

Can I have some water ?

by LordBigEvil February 29, 2020

Watered

Watered means when something is off and not as good as it can be, like knackered or tired

Ryan: Look at my new trim
Dayonde: Shut up man ur trim is "watered"

by Tar2makky February 29, 2020

water washer

The auto-complete version of Water Waster. I'm not joking. This definition was created by Auto complete.

Guy 1: Hey, who's someone who wastes Water?
Guy 2: Water washer!
Guy 1: bruh stop speaking auto complete

by Nekromancers March 1, 2020

Dad Waters

Slang term for beers

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"

by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020

Deleting dad waters

Deleting dad waters means drinking lots of beers

tonight we will be deleting dad waters

by Alex9974 March 3, 2020