L.A. TACO

The downest independent media publication in Los Angeles covering news, food, and culture. Made by Foo’s for Foo’s.

Damn L.A. TACO is down af they put my tia’s taqueria on the map and called out the dirty cop that put my tío in the pen.

by Vato Loco 69 November 23, 2021

taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.

Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.

by GDubz019 July 26, 2021

Glossy Taco

A Simply Nailogical reference for when she applies a top coat of nail polish to her nails.

"Now, it's time to apply another glossy taco. A holo glossy taco that is!" ~ Cristine

by SleepingSaturdays April 18, 2018

awko taco

awkward, but said in a goofy little phrase

Ex: Brady found it awko taco when he noticed his ex power walking towards him, so he took out his phone and turned in the other direction.

by idkbrothisisurbandictionary March 8, 2022

taco hawker

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.

My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!

by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016

Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.

"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly

This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.

by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015