The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010

slap

Slap / 'slap/

Full acronym:
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Programming

#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.

sound smite slap scabba daze whoze

by Naig September 25, 2014

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

slap

sounds like a plan

let’s all go get some food
okay slap

by elenaaaaaaaaa October 13, 2019

Sissy-slap

A gentle or soft open-handed hit, often done multiple times.

After my bad joke, my girlfriend sissy-slapped me until I apologized.

by Moyranian October 18, 2011

Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.

Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.

by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022

slap

Sounds Like A Plan

Friend 1: Hey man! You wanna meet up at 5?
Friend 2: Actually, 4:20 sounds better to me.
Friend 1: slap (sounds like a plan)

(acronym made by @bennysack on tik tok)

by bo.ba January 25, 2021