Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Slap Sack

A Slap Sack is a place where women keep their fond, sexual memories, so she can think about them while masterbating.

That was a good session babe! I'm gonna keep that on in my Slap Sack for later!

by Mazzy Scarlett December 18, 2023

Slap a baseball boy day

On October 25, it is the day to slapa baseball boy

Hey Baseball boy it’s slap a baseball boy day so here. *slaps*

by Stupid baseball boy October 24, 2019

Student Slap

When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.

Derived from Bitch Slap.

Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.

Ander: I got student slapped today.
Sophie: Why?
Ander: Because I said I voted for Trump.

by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017

Mely Slap

The art of being slapped with male genitalia on either hemisphere of your face.

Dude remember when Josh, Mely Slapped the shit out of Melyssa? What a damn whore.

by FHS2007 March 1, 2019

aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them

Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .

by Daddy bunny July 4, 2017