Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Stank-roll

To produce ass wine unstbenknown to other occupants of a vehicle in the winter time. (see ass wine)

Dude, sorry you just got stank-rolled.

I stank-rolled that whole bus on the way to school today!!

by The Caribou December 14, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Tuck and roll

Tuck and roll

When have a wank and need to get rid of the contents. Pinch the end of your Pennis and then roll your jizz in the toilet

Adrian wanted to finish his wank but did not have a container. So he pinched the end of his Pennis and rolled when to the bathroom to Empty tuck and roll

by JIMMY J July 28, 2022

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

rolling pearl harbors

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.

Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.

by barleycorn July 22, 2022