Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

piss hamper

The laundry hamper that your friend pisses in when they're blacked because they think it's a trash can

"Where did Rachel piss last night when she was blacked out?"
"In the piss hamper, again."

by aanaez September 26, 2021

titty piss

when u hop on top of someone and they lactate all over u and ur mom

Maisy just titty pissed on Julie!!!!!!!

by hunnyboobearbitch October 5, 2019

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023

all pissed out

Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.

I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

Piss-Chugging Grimace

Opposite of a shit-eating grin

Darryl had a piss-chugging grimace on his face the entire day

by Yakana January 16, 2025

Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.

Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.

by Tina’s June 6, 2019