sorry dude but what the fuck

Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.

Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?

by sorry dude but what the fuck November 19, 2017

What would Kony do?

The opposite of "What would Jesus do?"

My girlfriend cheated on me. It is times like these that I wonder, what would Kony do?

by DutchAmerican69 October 25, 2012

Live with what you live with

You have to live with what life gives you.

"Man... Just live with what you live with."

by Dognapp May 27, 2018

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

what about my dog

What about my dog is a term used for wondering if your dog would be included if you go out somewhere. It would normally be said by someone in the name of maximus.

We're going out to Australia tomorrow, wanna come?
"What about my dog"

by Saudi Arabia chicken nugg nugg September 12, 2017

Tis what she proclaimed

Basically "That's what she said" just fancier by mostlyhigh_alittlesmart

"It's so big!"
"TIS WHAT SHE PROCLAIMED"

by Moony ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧ June 27, 2022

what are you fucking gey?

is another way of asking that person if he or she/tranii has more than 56 chromosomes.

(often a question said to a best friend)

jerry: your a queer
jeffery: what are you fucking gey?
jerry: i mean... i do have 145 chromosomes so... ya
defined

by canada_post February 13, 2017