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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
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Emo

EDGY idiots begging for attention even though they claim not to want attention. THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING EYELINER AND SHITTY T-SHIRTS! They try to be EGGII and cool by constantly talking death and murder even though the chance to murder would make them weep. Please stop trying to be edgy and accept if you were going to die you would WEEP.
"I'm Emo pay attention to me please I like MCR and cutting myself."
by shaggies October 2, 2017
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Emo

Ezra is emo.
by isaacwaltz1o1 March 16, 2022
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Emo skeleton

Dresses like a material girl but really has the fashion sense of a blind autistic-monkey; a set of clothes a blind person would cry at. Has the educational level of a 4 th grade sped kid with the same attention span. The earrings of a bad bitch, but the bigger the hoops the bigger the hoe- never turns in her work- also smells like mustard gas making want to throw up. Her voice is auditory assault on my ears making me bleed more than a murder victim. Long legs but slow as hell (in the head too). As thin as a stick as a stick on my walks contemplating my friendship with her. Made teachers want to retire. Hair like my grandmas ball of yarn.
Wow Isabella makes me want to drop out she must be an emo skeleton also a black pencil is brighter than her future!
by Mr.emo Thot May 5, 2022
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Emo

A genre of music that is slightly hard-core, maybe a small amount of screaming or shouting. Emo is not a type of person that wears dark clothes and dark make-up. Emo is also not a person that self-harms, or whom is depressed.

Emo is short for Emo-core which was a joke made by a band in the 1980's, which was then abbreviated to Emo. A girl killed herself and a writer for the Daily Mail said that the music was influential to her death and she was "Emo".
Correct:
Person 1: I love this song
Person 2: Yeah, it's in the Emo genre, right?

Wrong:
Person 1: Wow, what's with the dark make-up and stuff?
Person 2: She's such an Emo.
by RayneIsASexyMofo October 12, 2013
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