beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

Bean heartbeat

When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused

“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”

by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023

Bean

A goof, idiot or retard

Yo ur a fuckin bean

by Torontoguydk January 16, 2023

foo bean

To be a fake or unreliable

A is foo bean

by Jackfrost00 October 18, 2020

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

beans

there are different kinds of beans.
(toe)beans: paw pads. usually a cat's paw pads.
forbidden beans: strange things that look like beans.
beans: a brownie
minecraft beans: raw gold, copper and iron blocks.

Those are the cutest (toe)beans I have ever seen!

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by beanatrox January 20, 2023

Beans

Cool beans but shortened for convenience.

Person 1: “Yes, I can go out with you that day.”
Person 2: “Oh, beans.”

by Peri the Platypus November 25, 2019