i stupid bab

a phrase used when dumbasses try to apologize by simply making them sound stupid instead of apologizing like a normal fucking person

"why the fuck did you eat all my food"
"i stupid bab"
"what the fuck did you just say to me? are you on drugs???"

by poisonkiwifruit June 8, 2018

I love Charlotte

Charlotte is the love of my life and that title will last forever. She deserves to be known as the smartest, funniest and most beautiful person in the world.

I love Charlotte

by The kick drum hearter June 26, 2019

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

i declare bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"

by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019

I hoe you

When you nominate someone to be your hoe

I hoe you Jess

by NotSomeoneYouKnowYet December 18, 2019

I Carrot You

Between I hate you and I loathe you

I Carrot You Raul

by quierotuspapas August 6, 2019

Person that i love

A girl who i refer to as dusty bun, swiper, an person that i love

Person: Why do you call her “person that i love
Me: its an inside joke

by justM0nica August 12, 2019