Urban Dictionary

The act of writing your name on a girls face using your cum in a dark big city alley

"Dude, you can't believe it but i gave Samantha an Urban Dictionary in Redwood Alley"

by Gamesphere Enthusiast January 13, 2022

Urban Dictionary

You searched for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary? Are you retarded?

People who search for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary are retarded

by Captain Boss Man May 17, 2025

Urban Dictionary-itis

The condition where you continuously force your liberalism and anti-Trump stance on your site's users via multiple cherry-picked "word of the day" definitions.

"I still haven't got over the fact that my preferred candidate lost the election due to democracy. I should push my opinion on as many people as I can, I think I may have a case of Urban Dictionary-itis!"

by littleman794 November 29, 2016

urban dictionary

You're using it, you moron!

An internet site that is used to find the meaning of most slang.

What is this 'nvm'?
Bruh, look it up on urban dictionary.

by TimTam Twisted June 12, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The site where you waste your time doing stuff and it turns out it was fun.

you: what u doin?
me: urban dictionary

by kaira 000000000 September 10, 2021

swallowed a dictionary

use long and unclear words when speaking.

"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The worst website to have ever existed. The majority of the definitions are about sex and drugs, making it pretty rare to find some excellent and refreshing ones. It's also a place for trolls to ridicule and criticise people they don't like. And the sad thing is the site has no moderators!

Urban Dictionary in the past: Highly intelligent people with sensible definitions.

Urban Dictionary nowadays: 15-year-old losers with an obsession for sex and drugs.

by LilPizza February 2, 2019