Chocolate Valley Licker

One who licks the deepest darkest "chocolate" valley. Also known as one who licks the crack.

That man is a chocolate valley licker!

by Your BOSS July 6, 2012

dubai chocolate conspiracy

according to losers who have too much time on their hands
Dubai chocolate was a ploy by Dubai to get people into this chocolate in an attempt to cover up the human trafficking and such, and also according to the same losers dubai also force/or blackmail influencer to eat shit?
Sounds fucking stupid right? I wouldn't even be surprised if I was true tho since Dubai is a 3rd world country and all
after all if they wanted to cover this up they could've just done it the easier way and just covered that shit up, erase it from the history and act like nothing happened or blame some random guy

Loser : yoooo you heard of the dubai chocolate conspiracy
loser 2: stfu

by Zalo_r September 19, 2025

chocolate line

when you shit in a dogs mouth and the dog passes it to another dogs mouth and so on

Friend- I did the chocolate line last night

You- Yeah, my dog came home with your shit in his mouth =:(

by thatguy11111111111111111111111 March 2, 2018

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

chocolate raccoon

A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.

I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.

by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022

Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019

chocolate domain expansion

Yeah

Yeah chocolate domain expansion

by MrNeast12 November 29, 2023