Jazzy Moment

A jazzy moment is when a stupid fucking idiot (mostly a woman/girl) is having an idiot moment where they're retarded, dumb, slow, annoying, you name it! But either way it results in being called a Jazzy Moment.

Don't mind her, she just had a jazzy moment

by Ghoiesti January 11, 2021

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

moment

A undefined word of time

person 1: Can you complete what I asked you to do?
person 2: in a moment I will.

by Spritethekite March 11, 2021

Wolf Moment

Whenever you have a really stupid moment; you do something that leaves another speechless with your amount of stupidity to the point where it’s considered schadenfreude

Dies in game

“I hope you have a merry Christmas you sack of turds”
“What?”
Wolf moment

by Wolf7036 August 28, 2021

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage June 7, 2011