Glossy Taco

a glossy top coat, as in one used over nail polish.

After painting your nails, apply a glossy taco to make them shine!

by Simplyboilogical April 18, 2018

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Glossy Taco

When you finish doing your nail you put a top coat but Simply Nailogical calls it glossy taco.

Now its time to apply a glossy taco

by Lizzy0614 April 18, 2018

Fried chicken taco

When a Mexican and a black person are in the missionary position during sex

Baby let’s go eat sum fried chicken tacos 😈

by Dannyduncanlover March 26, 2022

Taco Storm

When making tacos for a large group, people work dilligently to get them served fast.

We got some hard shell tacos in bulk and had a taco storm.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Taco Beast

A Beast resembling a taco originates from small parts of mexico.

I saw a taco beast

by Awesome guy 21224355 October 27, 2010

Taco bell

The perfect fast food to inevitably shit yourself and make your whole house smell donkey shit

Aka: Laxatives

Taco Bell “I’m about to go get a laxative taco”

by Nut master 3000 February 7, 2021