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Tis what she proclaimed

Basically "That's what she said" just fancier by mostlyhigh_alittlesmart
"It's so big!"
"TIS WHAT SHE PROCLAIMED"
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Everyone Knows What a Horse Is

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."
Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"
by andcastle July 13, 2023
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What do we know?

a phrase meaning "got any gossip" but for men.
Normally an offer of conversation rather than a call for gossip on a specific topic.
by The Virgin King June 9, 2018
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what about my dog

What about my dog is a term used for wondering if your dog would be included if you go out somewhere. It would normally be said by someone in the name of maximus.
We're going out to Australia tomorrow, wanna come?
"What about my dog"
by Saudi Arabia chicken nugg nugg September 12, 2017
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Careful What You Wish For

Careful For What You Wish For is used to warn a person about their wish they want to come true and tell them that it might not the thing they will envison later on.
Person 1: Man, I wish to become a successful hiphop rapper!

Person 2: Careful what you wish for though! it might come at you ten fold in the most unexpected way.
by Infisrael May 3, 2022
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what's spoken when smokin'

This is a way to define that what is said while being baked is not serious, dumb, nonsense, and exaggerated. People should not be held to bragging and promises spoken when smokin'.
Oscar remembered that he promised Hector he would give him the extra ticket to the concert after they got high last night, but he knew he had to take Mary or she'd break up with him. Since he enjoyed having sex with her, he couldn't have that! He knew Hector would understand as this issue fell into the realm of "what's spoken when smokin'."
by von groovy September 17, 2017
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sorry dude but what the fuck

Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.
Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?
by sorry dude but what the fuck November 19, 2017
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