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hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"
man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me
by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010
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bean bagged

When someone places their scrotum on you
Hey when Tod was asleep last night I bean bagged him and he didn't even know
by plutoloco4 December 20, 2008
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shit bags

Look at the shit bags on that crusty hippy. That bitch should get a bra!
by Withy August 11, 2010
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balla bag

a bag males wear whenever they leave the house, sorta like a man purse with a nike swoosh on it. usually hold an ipod, headphones, basketball shit and expired condoms.
fuck some bitch stole my balla bag.
by ja'marian February 10, 2007
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douche bag

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.
by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009
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clue bag

Suggested source of basic information for those clearly in need.
"Dude, you need to reach deep into the clue bag."
by Frim Fram November 14, 2007
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D-bagging

Wow, that guy with the knee socks was really D-bagging it.
by Nolongeranato August 6, 2008
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