New Life Christian Fellowship

The biggest cult in central Florida.

"Welcome to New Life Christian Fellowship! Where Jesus is Lord and People are Silenced!" - Dictator

by Made It Out Alive October 23, 2008

life ain't always beautiful

a song by country singer Gary Allan that emo-haters and others who hate depressing music need to hear so they can see that life has its struggles

"Life ain't always beautiful. Tears will fall sometimes. Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful life". Face it, people. Life ain't always beautiful, so why do you have to go and diss depressing music just because the singers aren't happy all the time?

by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008

Get yo life togetha

a phrase used when someone makes a mistake or says or does something stupid.

"Why did the chicken cross the road, to be cooked." john said. "Get yo life togetha idiot."

by hihomie456 March 2, 2010

the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.

I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

broke ass low life.

-has no job.
-lives with their parents.
-mooches off their friends.
-isnt going to do anything with their life.

He lives with his parents with no job and no future, he's a broke ass low life.

by amezcua September 30, 2010

I hate my life

Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"

"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."

Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.

Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...

by 881 January 23, 2006

Different view of life

An essentially meaningless phrase used to style out inadvertenly embarrasing confessions. Its cod philosphical style distracts the attention of others involved in the conversation such that they forget what precedd it.

Dude 1: I like carrots
Dude 2: Me too - I love to shoev one up my ass whilst I am finishing myself off
Dude 1: Dude!!!! WTF!!! that is so gay!!!!
Dude 2: Oh, er, different view of life?
Dude 1: Ah I see, interesting...

Chip: I like a nice rack and a firm butt. But I'll be honest, a chick in medieval armour is what really truns me on
Brad: You are disgusting. Get out.
Chip: Hmm. Different view of life?
Brad: You make a compelling point

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013