Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
Get the Swedish roll mug.A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.
Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.
Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.
by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011
Get the new rick roll mug.The act of going to the Old-stone Jug, a college bar to the students of Colgate, located in little Hamilton, NY.
by revTOL February 18, 2022
Get the Roll Jug mug.The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”
“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
Get the The Funny Roll mug.subway roll (n.) - The best twelve inches of your life. The fluffiest, toastiest bread that dreams are made of, which may also be referred to as a "five dollar foot-long".
subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.
subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.
subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.
subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.
(n.) "I got a BLT on the honey oat subway roll because I'm trying to be healthier, but I'm also human."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."
by Dercarler December 9, 2014
Get the subway roll mug.The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
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"Don't worry doll, we'll start Rolling Kohl real quick and then kick his ass."
"Don't worry doll, we'll start Rolling Kohl real quick and then kick his ass."
by IBelievedInMoriarty June 10, 2014
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