Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
by hardboi February 3, 2020
Get the Bernards Middle Schoolmug. the most ghetto middle school in sc,kids be vaping in the bathroom,the food is nasty,you gotta pay to get ur phone back,kids stay fighting,its just bad
by yeahh you already know hoe March 24, 2022
Get the North District Middle Schoolmug. Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
Get the Eckstein Middle Schoolmug. A crappy middle school in Virginia Beach, VA. The teachers suck, the office staff suck, and everyone hates everyone. At lunchtime, everyone has an assigned seat. The 6th graders have more freedom than the 8th graders. There is a prison fence surrounding the school and all of the windows have iron bars on them. Simply walking in the hallway to the bathroom will get you detention... (Saturday detention!!!!!!!)
Me: Is that a prison?
Jack: No it's IMS (Independence Middle School).
Me: No way!!!!
Jack: That place is a hell hole!!!
Jack: No it's IMS (Independence Middle School).
Me: No way!!!!
Jack: That place is a hell hole!!!
by THICCpussyLipsDave February 24, 2022
Get the Independence Middle Schoolmug. by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010
Get the middle line backer for the mustachesmug. ITS YA PUSSAY
Hey daddy let’s fuck so hard your dick will fall off and I will keep it forever and ever and suck it every night and when I fuck you I’ll just glue it back and then rip it off then get blowjobs everyday all the time and my middle hole will die
by FNAFguy September 21, 2019
Get the Middle holemug. 