doge god

a kid named rylan that is upsesed with da doge
doge is sempi,dont fuck wit doge!!!!!
a tall-ish dude that can define a doge all the way to HELL

Rylan:doge is a doge i am doge god!!!!
Erik:doge
me:huh

by TySoN_On_CrAk November 3, 2020

ben the god

-a guy who is basically perfect
-can be a dick sometimes
-has blue eyes and blond hair
-looks almost perfect

-is a perfect lover and is very nice

-everyone loves him

Person 1:Oh look that guy over there he got bitches and money and everything he is a real Ben the god!
Person 2:Yeah and he still nice and heals people in Africa etc.!

by FelixHardschwänz3 December 31, 2016

gods herb

Dank ass holy plant (aka marijuana)
Coined by J-boy, December 2016

Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."

Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"

by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am

For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.

Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

God

A loving Father in Heaven.

God is the being that created us all, and loves us completely

by Your mother. June 15, 2025

god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.

person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke

by h_lover28 July 7, 2022

Goodmorning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

“Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?”
“Goodmorning and God-bless, Hila.”

by cornbread66 May 23, 2018