Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

Titted

Slang for angry, mad, pissed, frustrated, annoyed

I’m so titted that she reminded the teacher we had homework due!

by T Sleazy June 1, 2018

bitch tits

some sus ass kid whos name can vary from jon to ravi to of course bitch tits he can be a simp sometimes tho but its kool i guess

"aye u see jon over there?"
"nah nah u mean bitch tits"

by nick nuggets April 15, 2020

Tits

All love tits. Its like landscaping.

Sammie has little tits for a reason.

by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020

Tit Whip

1. When you get hit in the face with breasts
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.

1. So, I got tit whipped by Alex..
2. Jasp is such a tit whip.

by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015

National Tits Day

June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures

June 6 is National Tits Day

by Xdxy June 6, 2021