Urban Dictionary

A website devoted to defining words you never wanted to know about. Definitions range from basics to extremes you'll wish you never saw.

Guy 1: what's a cleaveland steamer .
Guy 2: Idk look on urban dictionary.

by Dank_swooce March 5, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.

Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

Urban Dictionary

somebody made this site and now its really popular because it has the most stupid definitions and it gets you clout

just look up any word in the urban dictionary.

by The toaster in ur bath June 28, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A hellhole of a website with explicit/sexual definitions that are garbage.

The Urban Dictionary is probably the website you're viewing this on.

by MrFartbag69 October 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the best straight up dictionary

other dictionaries: school is a place for education
urban dictionary: school is a place for bullshit

by i dont know which name to use June 13, 2020

urban dictionary

a shitty site where you get more s*xual content than actual definitions.

Person: (looks up anything on urban dictionary )
Person: Holy shit. This is gross, unacceptable, inappropriate, and profane. oh no

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025

Urban Dictionary

A scary website where you feel scared, yet understood. A website where you can search anything and find any answer.

Boy: Wtf does this mean????
Girl: Search it on the Urban Dictionary...
Boy: **dies inside when he sees the definitions**

by d a d d y March 2, 2019