plop one out

"to plop one out" is slang for "to give birth." it is often used when making fun of the birth-giving process.

Pa, I just plopped another one out? Where can I put it?

SUE ANN, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO PLOP ONE OUT WHEN COMPANY IS OVER?

by Mofo Egg Salad November 16, 2006

curling one down

After having sex with a woman, while she is in the bathroom washing, you squat down and shit in her purse. IE curling shit and leaving it in the purse

Whe Im done with sex of any type, I curl a turd down and into the purse or bag of my partner. Curling one down

by masarasa May 27, 2008

pop you one

When one punch knocks u out

You better square up cause he's gonna pop you one!

by Graice May 19, 2017

Off one's rocker

To get angry, frustrated, or irritated to the point that you suffer a tantrum of sorts

Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l

by TimkinsTheTimTam January 1, 2012

one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness

George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners

by ishigatori November 25, 2004

Rub One Out

To Masturbate;To rub till u get an orgasm

You are the one .. I think about.. when I rub one out..Rub one out.

by Sexii Panda June 23, 2009

One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.

“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”

by Filthclub July 10, 2010