The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln 

An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

Woman: No. What do you mean?

(splat)

Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!

The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln by KrazeeEyezKilla February 3, 2010

The Green Lady 

Marijuana

I've been known to dance with the Green Lady

The Green Lady by .bONGzILLA. May 25, 2010

The Game 

When a player becomes so good on an online multiplayer game he actually BECOMES the game.

Guy 1-That Neotheo guy is sooooo good!

Neotheo guy- Its because IM THE GAME!!!

Guy 1-Damnit He's right -__-

The Game by UndeadRavenXIII December 7, 2010

The Great Wedding 

The wedding betweent Diandra and the Great "Two Bagger"

Guy 1 "The Great Wedding is going to be great"
Guy 2 "yeah."

The Great Wedding by Bilal123 December 8, 2010

The Game 

"The Game" is an abbreviation for "The Real Game."

The Real Game's object is not to win. The Real Game is conceived to propagate peace, cooperation, mutual esteem, the egalitarian and the fraternal spirit. By trying to win, one loses, but by not contending, one wins.

(scenario)
person 1: "I just thought of the game!"

person 2: "Oh, good."

person 1: "Hey, you're supposed to say you lost, I made you think of the game."

person 2: "I thought you meant The Real Game."

(scenario)
person 1: "I just thought of the game!"

person 2: "Oh, no! Now I've thought of the game too. I lost!"

person 1: "I meant The Real Game."

person 2: "Oh, thanks, brother, good game."

The Game by Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood December 15, 2010

The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.

OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"

The Grumpy Elephant by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011

The Game 

a game in which you can never win but do not want to lose, you lose the game by thinking of the game. The Game however has been over for quite a while due to a thread on 4chan
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Damn it i just lost the game!!!1!!1!

Its been over for years don't worry about it.

The Game by --troll-- June 30, 2011